Paradise found

[DCNUPE/Eddie]

wow the C/gena thread gets some action....and no mention of the Rev......Times are changing (for the good).

[DennisLevy]

Hi Clark

Welcome to the board....

I assume you re the mayonaise in the photo.

Dont let anone rain on your parade.

One of the biggest changes I made in my life (and I live in Colombia after 50 plus years in the US) and I have visited Cartagena, BQ, Medellin, Cali and other cities ...is that I dont even think about the color of a woman s skin anymore.

In Colombia, I ve dated and gone out with women who s skins were Wonder bread white to coal black and almost every shade in between, And I ve loved the endless variety.

Women are women, hearts and minds and feelings dont come with color codes.

Keep going!

DL
Bogota

[John Wayne]

Come on DL, I know they ain't no color code, but stand 'em on their heads they all look alike, Stand 'em on their feet, they all think alike.....

Just trying to get a few of you stirred up here.....

Watchin' the weather right now on Tropical Storm Ida...(glad they finaly decided to name one after a woman) is perhaps going to go Category 1 in the next 20 hours, and blow ashore here in Puerto Cabezas Nicaragua......

Dam and not the river kind, ain't been two years since Felix here a Category 5, 160 MPH winds for 6 hours, took the zinc slam off my house.....

My Children loved it.....

[LastLion]

Originally Posted by Clark Rubensburg

My trip to Cartagena was so fascinating I could write code to describe it.

Are you sure that aint one of those montage fotos??

I am sure a guy with you talent on the computer could whoop one of those out easy as pie..

Welcome, why dont you tell us how you came about all those women??

[Tinto]

Originally Posted by LastLion;

why dont you tell us how you came about all those women??

LL,

Six cups of tinto needs a little leche every now and then.

I was wondering what that one morenita was doing to his poor ear!

[John Wayne]

Good question Tinto..... Was it Foreplay?

Hey can I say that on here? I am trying very hard to get my mind out of the gutter...

[Tinto]

That reminds me of a joke that you might have heard.

Martian Sex

Clark and Maureen landed on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They met a Martian couple and were talking about all sorts of things.

Clark asked if Mars had a stock market, if they had laptop computers, and how they made money, Finally, Maureen brought up the subject of sex.

"Just how do you guys do it?" asked Maureen.

The male Martian responded, "Pretty much the way you do."

A discussion ensued, and finally the couples decided to swap partners for the night.

Maureen and the male Martian went off to a bedroom where the Martian stripped. Maureen was disappointed to find that he had a teeny weeny member, about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.

"I don't think this is going to work," said Maureen. "Why?" he asked. "What's the matter?"

"Well," she replied, "it's just not long enough to reach me!"

"No problem," he said, and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap, his member grew until it was impressively long.

"Well," she said, "that's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow."

"No problem," he said, and started pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grew wider and wider.

"Wow!" she exclaimed. They fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.

The next day, the couples joined their normal partners and went their separate ways.

As they walked along, Clark asked, "Well, was it any good?"

"I hate to say it," said Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?"

"It was horrible," he replied. "All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."

Speaking of milk in coffee, this funny vid brings a whole new meaning to "latte art":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k89XvfQfTIM

[John Wayne]

Tinto that was good, I had not heard that one, but if my wife starts slappin' me and pullin my ears and not my whacthamacallit.....I am going to blame you cornhole....

[DCNUPE/Eddie]

Originally Posted by LastLion

Are you sure that aint one of those montage fotos??

I am sure a guy with you talent on the computer could whoop one of those out easy as pie..

Welcome, why dont you tell us how you came about all those women??

LL you are very slick vet and I think you know the answer to your question. One look at the photo and surroundings you can pretty much imagine where -- Not trying to give up secrets so I won't say where, but others might know. :-)

[azaslan]

Originally Posted by GrizGator

I've been to Cartagena twice and enjoyed it both times. I rented an apartment right on the water in Laguito. Great view, nice pool, and a kitchen. Enjoyed touring the Old City and also took day trip to Rosario, Playa Blanca and some other island whose name I can't remember (not a well-known place - have to book trip through the hotel on the island and leave from the real marina). There's nightlife is you want it. Good seafood at reasonable prices. Only requisite is that you have to be able to stand the heat and humidity. I'm from Florida, so it's not a problem. Make sure that wherever you stay has air conditioning!

Griz

Any advice on how to handle humidity when you are not from a humid climate? Say, if you are from Denver, or, actually, from the mountains west of Denver?