South Beach Trip Report

[HonkyTonk]

Not sure where to put this trivia or even if I should post it.

Just got back from South Beach..for the clueless; a small beach strip located in Miami, Fla. To get a feel for anywhere, you need a minimum 2 days and nights. I spent 3 days in Miami, 1 lousy night in South Beach I'm only posting this at all because it does have a somewhat large sampling of high number (as in 9's and 10's) latinas already on our soil.

First, this small piece of real estate has the highest # of 9's and 10's of any place in the America's. Not all latinas, but a high %. I've been here, I've been there (as far as countries and cities in Latin America), but far and away the highest % of extreme foxes per square inch of real estate is in this strip of South Beach. Not only are the women dressed to kill in a Texas large way, they are of every flavor...latina, afro, asian, gringa and mixes of every and all the above. Latinas make up the majority, or some mix there of; most are in the 20-27 range. I will say with complete confidence...if no one knew the over-rated Jennifer Lopez: she wouldn't get a second look in SB!

I got tired of walking thru the sidewalks and restaurants lining Ocean Blvd. It reminded me of Lima's Pizza Street in that some of the finest women the area has to offer stand outside and try to seduce you with menues into tasting what their restaurants have to offer. These are many of the 9's and 10's. Here is where the average gringo gets the smiles that makes him soil his shorts in record time Poor Tonkito only got 2 great big smiles from 2 very fine 9's sitting at the outside tables at these restaurants; the hawker's for the restaurants I didn't count. 2 out of 10,000 sucks, but who's counting? We take our somewhat fine gringa amigas to some Italian restaurant for some great sidewalk eating at somewhat reasonable prices and extremely reasonable views IF you take the seat at the table with what I call...the "vantage point." I don't care if you're at SB or Burger King, ALWAYS sit with the best view of the action. Our very fine waitress laughed hard when Tonk said I wanted the vantage point. She knew exactly what I wanted and why. The food came but who needs to eat? I saw larger glutes (sp?) on more women then the Georgia Asshound has ever seen in such a short period of time...BAR NONE! One friend says..HEY, check this out! but Tonk tells him to shut his blowhole or I will miss the one I am raping with my eyes over there It really is that good! One small problem, at least for me; most of these 9+'s don't give the very average Tonk even a second look. These are the south's finest but coldest strutting, primping, gold digging *****es the America's have to offer. This is a look but good luck place if there ever was one. If you don't drive a Ferrari (saw 2 new ones) Rolls, Bentley, Lamborghini or whatever, don't think for a minute you will score with the finest women. One ride that did shake the women was a rigid shovel head Harley with a front end out to there with straight pipes ( no helmets). If you don't know where I'm coming from, just read on. Remember, these woman have icicles hanging from their eyes and pussie.....never mind.

Let's stop beating this horse. I dare you dudes wanting to score in SB to go there and go home with a 9+. There are better Gringos than me...this I know. A good weekend trip? You bet! For a reasonable chance to score with a fine woman? The Motherland. Never forget!

Wait a minute. Some more BS. I know stm has been there recently for Brooke Burke's replacement. A few of the 10's hawking outside the restaurants said "Hi Tonk" enthusiastically! They then asked if I had seen stm. I thought...what a dude!!! Had to say I hadn't seen him that day. They then said he left awhile ago without paying his bill for a hot dog and a BUD. If any of the Gringos see 'ol stm, tell him to lay some pesos on the fine ladies in SB

PS: If anybody has a real urge to eat "Flipper", many restaurants will serve you flipper on a platter . I think I'll pass.

Anyway, that's how I saw it

[ February 25, 2006, 11:05 PM: Message edited by: Gringos.com ]

I live in Miami.
First of all, flipper tastes great. You gotta try it.
The women in South Beach are absoulutely incredible. But theya re very young, usually in their teens and early 20s. Mayny, many models occupy the streets. After all, this is the heart of model country south. And many Latina models.
Did you check out the beach in the daytime, by teh sand and surf? Guys, these models take off their tops and take in the rays TOPLESS!!! Believe it or not , it is legal there.
The problem is if you age 30+, you do not fit in most of the clubs there. Also, the womena re as sutck as they come, giving gringas an Latina Gringas the reputation they earned. Beatiful , but no money, I won't even give yoiu teh time of teh day. And espocially if yoiu are an older dude.
The best bar for meeting women slightly higher than the average age range, is at Mangos. It is small, and hot with no a/c, but a temendous amount of Latinas from Colombia hang there. And some in their 30s, that are comparible to Calenas in beauty.
Otehr Colombian hangouts for dancing aside from South Beach is...
Coco Locos west of Ft. laduerdale in Plantation, The Palladium on Saturday night in Coral Springs.

You guys are right on, I live in Pompano Beach and go to SB about once a month and yes I like MANGOS... I have met several Latinas there that were on vacation from South America.

Hey PH, have you ever gone to the Bermuda Bar in N. Miami..? It is absolutely packed on Thursday night (latin night) The place is very big and plenty of latinas to go around.

[HonkyTonk]

ph: I know of the topless stuff but only hit it at night...Saturday. I envy the Gringos who live near there as far as looking at extremely beautiful women and extra fine winter weather, but all it would do for me is make me plan my next trip for South America.

For those who care, South Beach is featured on "E!" tomorrow night at 10pm EST.

I miss Brooke Burke

[STM]

October thru end of Feb. , is "in crowd season", "the beautiful people" crowd time of year.
Top models worldwide, movie stars, other rich and famous.

March , April are the spring break , and ourist crowd.

May thru Sept are the mainly locals and some US tourists.

I live near the Bermuda Bar. Your right. Thursday is a hot night, but women there very stuck up.
Another place to try in Coral Gables next to the lobby of the Hyatt Hotel. It is called Alcazaba. Wednesday happy hours 7-10p is packed full of gorgoeus Latinas.

[Bryan]

South Beach, Hollywood, Malibu, Manhattan...... these women are all the same......high maintenance stuck up women looking for a sugar daddy.

Why waste your time?

Out of my league. And, for me, arrogance makes even the most beautiful women look quite unattractive to me.

[RXD]

It is one of the best place to spend your vacations. We visited there in December to avoid the usual traffic and miss a little bit of hostile winter from up North. The turquoise water was so clear so serene and white soft powdery sands. I really enjoyed there.