Happy Birthday to my wife....

[John Wayne]

Well last night I took my wife out on a date for her 31st birthday....

I am not a night owl and I know she wants to go dining and dancing....

We do not do that very often, just special occasions.....

So I being me, got prepared.......

Bought her a bottle of white wine, and chilled it, and took a nap......

Now I know, this is going to be one of them all nighters, what the Harry Ried,(Hell) it only comes once a year....

Now I can drink enough rum to float the Queen Mary, and very few times fall on my face, unless I let someone else pour my drinks....

Letting someone else pour your drinks is a NO-No unless they are a professional bartender.....

Friends have a tendancy to make it all booze and not much water or coke......

Some friends they are, you are right, I know you will pick me up off the floor, but you did your part in putting me there.....

I try not to let that happen because I know me......

I get very vulgar when "Wasted" not violent, but extreamly vulgar, I dare others to beat my butt, but by that time, I can't beat my way out of a wet paper bag......

So I have learned to control my intake, and that controls my mouth.....

So here she comes down to me ready, all dolled up, fancy clothes and makeup, long coal black hair hanging down to her butt....

And says "I'm Ready".....

It is a cool evening, just dark, and we wear jackets for the motorcycle ride into town for her event.....

Where we gone eat Sweetheart? Charlies Place in Bogata, I asked.....

Let's go to the "Crisfa" I feel like a felete Minion she said......

So here we go, she riding side saddle behind me because of the mini skirt she has on and 'em purdy legs with 'em high heels on those feet, with that long black mane flying in the breeze.....

We had a pretty crappy meal there, no felete Minion, no deer meat al la carbon, but we did have a tough 'ole piece of beef steak they call Churasco, I think it is served with turnip greens, I don't know, but I ate it anyway......

Better they had they cooked the skin with the hair on it than the meat, Nicaraguan beef is not so tender......

I knew it was coming, after two glasses of wine at the house, a quartito of white rum with dinner.....

She was ready to boggie a bit to LOUD Caribbean music.....

Who Let the dog out, Run Focker Run.... And a few Judy Bushy's (spelling?)from the Cayman Island as belt buckle shiners....

We had another quartito of white "Flor de Cana" rum.....

Boy, on the dance floor, Fat asses, skinny asses, and all the asses inbetween, pumpin' and grindin'......

Disco lights and cameras just a flashin'

Left there, bought a coupla fritos in the street, and Home.....

To a big 'ole bed, and a bit of private celibrations.....

Hey, I ain't dead yet......

[Whitey]

Hahaha ... sounds like you had a good night JW. Man, wine gives me a hangover ... don't like to get drunk on the stuff ... hope you didn't feel too bad the next morning!

[John Wayne]

Yea I had a good night, But I don't drink the wine even if it was the Chilian Concha and Toro, Which BTW is nice.....

I like the old Pirate drink of good Rum and water.....

From about daylight, I slept like a baby......

She had her nice birthday, I got the present....

Oh Jezz what am I saying here?

But it was a nice time for both of us.....

Eat your heart out Boy's and Girls.....